This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THAT ALISTAIR
And I’ll do it every single time I see it. I don’t care how good friends we are or were, if I see stupid shit like that on my feed, you get removed.
Yes, some day I’d like to have monsters of my own. But I’ll adopt. I don’t ever want my own biological children. I have too many things that don’t need to continue on and make some poor child suffer.
Green: I think you’re cute - Thanks, I think.
White: Marry me - mmm That might be a problem. I don’t really know how I feel about marriage. There are days I’m for it and days I’m against it. I’ve thought about it a few times in those imaginary scenarios I run through my head. But I am far too young and too stupid to ruin someone else’s life by keeping them attached to me.
(Sorry other Anon, I’m going to only answer this one because they also asked for Grey)
Grey: I wish you would notice me - Sorry, chances are unless you’ve bluntly told me you’re interested, I’m too dumb to notice. I am a guy after all. I also probably haven’t noticed interest unless we have hung out a lot recently. I’m not very observant to people when they have those sorts of feelings for me. There’s quite a few names I could give you as proof.
Black: I would date you - Well, thanks… You should tell me this in person because that would help a lot more than a random anon message on tumblr. If you’re too nervous to do it in person, texts would be good.
Oun Sambath and his pet python.
A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.
The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.
“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.
“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.
is this some voldemort shit
Or a really really patient snake waiting for it’s biggest meal.